"I thought I saw a Werewolf with feathers once…"
"It’s called Estrogen Sorcery duh! Only women have it!"
— Ariel (via shitmyroommatessay08)

emobaria:

when your parents make you call to make your own appointments and have adult responsibilities
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shadowwraiths:

The Hobbit animated poster

shadowwraiths:

The Hobbit animated poster

(Source: membersonlyguy)

bagmilk:

mom: why are you always asking for money?

me:

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(Source: heteroh)

hornyspice:

*finishes homework at school*
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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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(Source: whimmy-bam)

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare)

rumour:

*logs in to tumblr*image

thegaymerguide:

I want one.

(Source: sdbullies)